Justification Generator

For the sake of art, I will generate 10 absurdly complex justifications for your socks.

1. I needed them for a 1980s-themed sock hop, but then the party got canceled.
2. I was on a mission to break the world record for most socks worn at once, but my feet got tired.
3. I'm a sock hoarder, and I just couldn't bring myself to part with 10 of my favorite argyles.
4. I'm a professional snail trainer, and I need the extra grip for the slimy creatures.
5. I'm secretly a time-traveler, and I needed 10 socks to blend in with the locals in 19th century England.
6. I'm a competitive eater, and I needed the extra absorbency for the all-day eating contest.
7. I'm a spy, and I had to replace my usual invisible socks with these for disguise purposes.
8. I was on a quest for the perfect sock puppet show, but it ended in a tragic puppet-astrophe.
9. I'm a sock scientist, and I needed the extra friction for my experiment.
10. I'm a professional hammock tester, and I needed the extra grip for the slippery fabric.

Generated by the Sock-o-Matic Justification Generator 5000, powered by pure, unadulterated, and totally-not-made-up science.