What is Sock Entropy?
It's a measure of the number of times you've had to re-pair your socks in a single day. The higher the entropy, the more you've lost the plot.
Calculating Sock Entropy
The Sock Entropy Formula is a complex mathematical construct that takes into account the following variables:
- Number of times you've worn the same socks twice in a row
- Number of missing socks (not including the one that's been eaten by the cat)
- Number of socks currently tangled in the washing machine
- Number of arguments with your significant other about whose turn it is to do the laundry
Plug in the numbers, and you'll get a Sock Entropy score. The higher the score, the more you need to re-pair.