Welcome, fellow sock enthusiasts, to the ultimate guide on Sock Quotas Negotiation. Here, you'll discover the secrets to haggling with your partner over those pesky sock collections.
Step 1: The Sock Sorter 3000: Sort, categorize, and prioritize your sock collection. Separate your singletons from your pairs. Identify your most frequently worn and most frequently mismatched socks.
Decide on a number that works for both of you. Be realistic, but also be firm. Remember, it's a negotiation.
Present your case. Show them the numbers, the science, the emotional appeal. Be prepared to make concessions, but don't be afraid to walk away from a bad deal.