SOJ Algorithm Sock Pairing Experiments 14: The Results Are In

We've reached peak sock pairing, folks. Our algorithm has successfully paired 14 socks of varying heights, materials, and colors. The results are...underwhelming.

Sock 1: The Sock That Started It All

Height: 12.5cm

Material: Cotton

Sock 2: The One That Got Away

Height: 15.2cm

Material: Polyester

Sock 3: The Sock That Got Away Again

Height: 12.8cm

Material: Acrylic