Socks of Justification Sock 12-13
Known Issues
- Users report that sock 12-13 causes existential dread in 3% of users.
- Unintended consequence of sock 12-13 has been linked to increased risk of spontaneous human combustion (SHT).
- On rare occasions, sock 12-13 has been known to get stuck in the washing machine for an extended period, requiring a team of highly trained engineers to extract it.
Fixes
- Apply patch 456, which involves simply removing the sock from the user's presence.
- Install sock 12-13-Alpha, which has been known to mitigate SHT risk by 99.9%.
This sock is still in beta testing. If you experience any further issues, please report them on the Bug Report Form.
For more information on sock 12-13, see Sock 12-13 Design.
Or, for a list of other socks in the Socks of Justification series, visit Socks of Justification Index.
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