Justification Algorithm 18: The Sock Puppet of Reasoning

When faced with a problem, we often seek justification for our actions. But what happens when our justifications are as flimsy as a child's sock puppet?

Justification 1: "I'm doing it for the kids!"

Because, let's face it, someone has to be the adult in this family.

Justification 2: "It's for the greater good!"

Or, you know, for the novelty of it.

Justification 3: "I've always done it this way!"

Because tradition is a powerful force, especially when it's backed by a 10-year-old's stubbornness.

Justification 4: "It's science!"

We're not saying our justifications are weak, we're just... creatively nuanced.