Input your socks, and we'll output the most ridiculous justifications for why you should wear them.
ALGORITHM:
1. If the socks are matching, just say they're "comfy".
2. If they're mismatching, claim you're "making a statement".
3. If the socks are fuzzy, just claim you're "a free spirit".
4. If they're striped or polka-dotted, say you're "an artiste".
5. If they're holey, claim you're a "visionary".