Socks of Justification

Specifications:

For Socks of Justification, we've compiled a list of specifications for the most elusive shades of socks.

Material: 100% cotton for maximum comfort and justification.
Weight: Light as a feather, but firm enough to hold your feet.
Size: One size fits all, but only if you're a contortionist.

And here's a list of bugs that we've encountered:

Bug 1: Socks may turn into kittens and run away at random intervals.
Bug 2: Socks may cause excessive sweating due to excessive justification.

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