Specifications:
For Socks of Justification, we've compiled a list of specifications for the most elusive shades of socks.
- Material: 100% cotton for maximum comfort and justification.
- Weight: Light as a feather, but firm enough to hold your feet.
- Size: One size fits all, but only if you're a contortionist.
And here's a list of bugs that we've encountered:
- Bug 1: Socks may turn into kittens and run away at random intervals.
- Bug 2: Socks may cause excessive sweating due to excessive justification.