Socks of Justification Algorithm v2.3

For when your excuse is as valid as it is invalid.

Disclaimer: Not responsible for any actual accountability.

Upgrading to 3.4: More excuses, less responsibility.

Downgrading to 1.9: For when you just can't.

(Note: The "3-4" and "1-9" versions of the algorithm are available as subpaths, because, you know, you never really know what you're doing.)