We're glad you asked, but don't worry, you won't find any actual socks here. This is just a simulated reality.
Phase 1: The Sock Selection Committee has deemed you worthy of Sock Choice 1, the most basic of socks. Congratulations!
For those who are ready to move on, click here for Phase 2: The Sock Selection Committee has deemed you worthy of Sock Choice 2, the slightly-less-basic-but-still-basically-basic-of socks.
Or, if you're a rebel, click here for Sock Choice 2, the "I'm-trying-to-be-cool-but-I-still-don't-know-what-I'm-doing" socks.
Don't even think about trying to navigate back, the Sock Selection Committee has set the back button on fire. Seriously, don't even try, it's not worth it.