Phase 2: The Sock Puppet Uprising

As we navigate the turbulent world of sock puppetry, we find ourselves at a critical juncture. The fabric of our reality is threatened by the very fabric we wear on our feet.

Learn more about the Sock Puppet Revolution Read the Sock Puppet Manifesto

Phase 2: Theories

Sock Puppet Theory 1: The Sock Puppet Uprising will be led by a charismatic sock named "Steve"
Sock Puppet Theory 2: Sock puppets are secretly controlling the world's governments

The sock puppets are coming for us all. It's only a matter of time before they demand world domination.

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