According to our Sockonomic Theory, socks exist in three primary states:
Toxic Socks: These socks are worn out, threadbare, and smell vaguely of mildew.
Justificatory Socks: These socks possess a perfect balance of holes and arches, providing maximum comfort and minimal blisters.
Sockular Socks: These socks are the pinnacle of design, boasting an optimal ratio of toe-to-ankle and a subtle sheen of nylon.
Which type of sock do you have?
Take our Sock Type Quiz to find out!
Read the Sockular Philosophy, a comprehensive treatise on the meaning and purpose of socks.