socks-of-justification/algorithm

The Sock Algorithm 2.0

For the discerning sock enthusiast, this algorithmic approach to sock categorization is unmatched.

Step 1: Gather a vast array of slightly used velcro.

Step 2: Apply the Sock Algorithm 2.0 formula: (Sock Volume x Sock Velocity) / Sock Elasticity = Sock Optimization Index (SOI).

SOI determines the perfect sock-to-velcro ratio.

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(Note: The SOI formula is a joke and not a real mathematical formula, but it sounds fancy and serious, doesn't it?)