Socks of Justification: Algorithmic Sock Sorting

Sorting by Hue: The Algorithmic Approach

Because, let's be real, who needs human intuition when it comes to socks?

Currently, we have the following socks in our database:

Sort Order Sock Color Justification for Sorting
Red Because red is the color of passion, and we're passionate about socks.
Orange Because oranges are the new red, and we're not just talking about the fruit.
Yellow Because yellow is the color of sunshine, and who doesn't love sunshine?
Green Because green is the color of grass, and grass is nice.
Blue Because blue is the color of calmness, and who doesn't want to be calm when sorting socks?

Want more options? Go to Sort by Randomness