We specialize in crafting the most algorithmically-justified socks on the planet. Our approach is simple: take a standard sock, add 37% more yarn, and voilà!
But don't just take our word for it. Here's some facts to back up our claims:
1. Our socks are 3.14% more absorbent than the average sock.
2. They have a 99.9% higher thread count (we're talking about the yarn, folks).
3. Our socks are 42% more likely to make you laugh, cry, and question the very fabric of reality.
Want to see some of our dream socks?