Binary Sock Algorithm

Binary Socks are the ultimate excuse for not leaving the house today. With our patented algorithm, you'll never have to put on pants.

Step 1: Wake up in a sweatpants-induced haze

Stumble to the couch, where your socks are
Stare blankly at the wall for 4-6 hours
When you can't take it anymore, stumble to the kitchen for a snack
Realize you're still wearing your PJs, but hey, they're comfy

Byte-Sized Socks

Step 2: Rationalize your sock choices

Justify that your sweatpants are actually a fashion statement
Point out to your significant other that you're 'expressing yourself'
When they call you out, claim you're 'in a artistic phase'

Sock It To Me