The Socks of Justification, v5.0

Version 5.0: The Socks of Unreliability

Because 4.0 had too many loose threads.

Key Features:

Improved thread count: 10,000% more threads per square inch
Enhanced arching algorithm for optimal toe-drag reduction
Integrated Sock-Swap feature, because who needs matching socks, anyway?

Note: Side effects may include: spontaneous foot-twitching, increased likelihood of sock-related existential crises.

Upgrade to 2.5 for more 'justification'! Dive into the deep end of Sock Theory with us!

(Note: The "2-5" in the path indicates an upgrade/downgrade version number, implying the "5" in 2-5 is actually a "5" but the version number is a range, not a fixed version number.)