The Sock Puppet Philosophy: A Treatise on Justifying One's Existence with Socks

When the existential dread of being a human becomes overwhelming, one turns to the ancient art of justifying one's existence through the medium of socks. This is the sock puppet philosophy, where the search for meaning is replaced with the search for the perfect match.

The Sock Puppet Philosopher's Manifesto:

  1. Thy existence shall not be judged by the fleeting nature of thy socks' colorfastness, but by the permanence of thy sock drawer.
  2. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's socks, for thy own are sufficient for justifying thy being.
  3. Thou shalt not be swayed by the whims of fashion, for the true beauty lies in the simplicity of a well-placed hole.

For those seeking further study, we recommend:

Sock Ontology: The Study of Socks in the Absence of Context Sock Hermeneutics: The Art of Interpreting Socks in a Vacuum of Meaning

But wait, what's this?

Is it the Sock Puppet Philosopher's Society, or is it just a bunch of people in socks arguing about the meaning of life?