Welcome, fellow traveler, to the land of Socks of Justification, where the fabric of reality is woven with the threads of rationalization and excuse-making.
Here, you shall find six of the most exquisite socks, each with its own unique brand of justification for why it's not your fault.
Explore the next set of SOJs, 7-10 Delve into the ancient art of SOJ-making with our guide on Ancient SOJ TechniquesI was just about to do it, I swear, but I got distracted by a squirrel.
I didn't do it, I'm pretty sure someone else did.
I had a lot on my plate, what with the cat, and the kids, and...
It's not me, it's you, it's the system, it's the economy, it's the weather...
It's for a good cause, and I'm doing it for a good reason, and it's all worth it in the end.
I'm doing it for myself, and I'm doing it for the greater good, and I'm doing it because I just really feel like it.