The Sock Drawer of Desperation: Algorithmic Sock Pairing

Purpose: To pair socks in the most inefficient, yet somehow tolerable, manner.

Using our proprietary Sock-O-Matic algorithm, we pair socks at random, with no regard for color, texture, or comfort. Because, why not?

Current Pairing Efficiency: 42.1%

View our Sock-Pairing Hierarchy:

• Sock-Pairing Algorithm 3.5+ | For the discerning minimalist
• Sock-Pairing Algorithm 4.1 | For the adventurous

Disclaimer: Our algorithm may result in emotional trauma, existential dread, and spontaneous combustion. Prolonged exposure may cause permanent scarring.

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