Socks of Justification: The Algorithmic Sockery of Socky McFace

Because, you know, sometimes you just need a good excuse

Socks by Frayed McFace: The Socky McFace Edition

Justification Algorithm 2.8

Our patented Justification Algorithm 2.8 uses advanced Socky McFace mathematics to generate the perfect excuse for any occasion.

Simply input your situation, and our algorithm will generate a custom-made, totally-not-made-up justification for you.

Prophets of Socks: The Socky McFace Edition will help you understand the mystical forces that drive our algorithm.