Welcome, fellow sock revolutionaries, to the Sock Manifesto: a document of utmost importance, penned by the great Sock Philosopher, Sockius Maximus.
This appendix is a call to action, a clarion call to arms, to all those who dare to dream of a world where socks are more than just foot-warmers, but rather the very fabric of our being.
The sock, once a humble and utilitarian item, has evolved into a masterpiece of modern design, a symphony of color and texture that rivals the great works of the Renaissance.
From the subtle nuances of argyle to the bold statements of stripes, the sock has become an expression of the human spirit, a declaration of our deepest desires and fears.
And so, we ask you, dear reader, to join us in our fight for Sock Liberation, to stand with us against the tyranny of the sock drawer, and to never be content with a single, solitary sock again.
Join the Sock Liberation Movement today!
Or, if you'd rather, you can Surrender to the Sock Drawer and live the rest of your days in sock-induced despair.