You've heard the rumors, you've felt the fabric of the universe, and now you want to know how the Socks In Space Algorithm works.
It's simple: take the number of socks, divide by the mass of the planet (we're using Earth, obviously), and then multiply by the speed of light (as measured in a lab on the moon). Add a dash of quantum uncertainty and a pinch of interdimensional fabric. Voila!
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