Substep 22: The Socks of Justification

In the depths of the Sock Drawer of Despair, there existed a mystical realm of socks, each with its own unique flavor of justifiable excuse.

Among the most feared was the Sock of Justification #22: The 'I'm Late Because I Woke Up Early' Sock.

This sock was said to be woven from the finest threads of procrastination and the tears of the sleep-deprived.

Legend has it that those who wore it would always find themselves perpetually late, but never actually be late.

Continue to Substep 23: The Sock of Justification #23, The 'I Left My Housekey in the House' Sock.

Return to Substep 21: The Sock of Justification #21, The 'I Ate the Last Donut' Sock.