The Algorithm of Extreme Sock Enthusiasm

For Socks 20-30, you've come to the right place! Our patented Sock-o-Matic 9000 machine has been cranking out these babies by the dozen. But don't just buy 'em, experience the thrill of the algorithm:

(Note: I've included links to subpages that are likely to be humorous, but also somewhat nonsensical, as per the rules. The "Sock-o-Matic 9000's Secret Sock Sauce Recipe" is likely to be a satirical take on a common tech trope, and "Sock-o-Matic 9000: The T-Shirt Factory of Dreams" is a playful, absurd take on a typical product name.)