Justification by Socks: A Guide
When in doubt, justify with socks. This age-old tactic has been used by philosophers, artists, and even politicians to make a point and look good doing it.
Chapter 21-25 of our comprehensive guide to socks covers the advanced techniques of sock puppetry, including:
- Socks as Argument: Learn how to use socks to justify even the most outlandish claims.
- Socks as Art: Discover the creative ways to wear and display socks as a form of self-expression.
- Socks as Weapon: Master the art of using socks to distract, disarm, and defeat your enemies.