The Great Sock Enigma of prophets 22-28

It's a mystery that has baffled the greatest minds of our time: the perfect pairing of socks.

Some say it's the 22-28 Sock Theory, a phenomenon where two socks, once joined at the ankle, suddenly prophets 6 entire units apart.

Others claim it's just a case of Sock Goblins, mischievous creatures with a penchant for separating footwear.

We're still searching for answers, but in the meantime, we'll just have to roll the dice on our next move.