The Sock Puppetry Algorithm

Input: 29

Output: The Sock Puppetry Algorithm is 29% certain that you are a Sock Puppet of Utter Ridicule.

Subroutines:

• Interpret the Results
• Defend Your Sock Puppetry

Side Effects:

• May induce feelings of utter despair in non-sock puppeteers.
• May cause users to question the fabric of reality.

Side Effects Continued:

May lead to increased usage of Sock Puppetry in all areas of life, including (but not limited to):

• Sock Puppetry in the workplace
• Sock Puppetry in Your Life

Disclaimer: This algorithm is not responsible for any Sock Puppetry-related trauma or emotional distress caused by excessive usage.