The Socks of Justification

Version 3-11: The Socks of Unending Sock-ness

As per the Sock of Justification's founding documents, all socks are created equal. However, we've encountered a few anomalies.

• Socks with 37% more elastic than average
• A sock that's 1% too big for your foot
• Socks that will make you question the fabric of reality

Side Effects:

Side effects of version 3-11 may include, but are not limited to:

• Temporary loss of foot function
• Mild to moderate sock-astrophobia
• Uncontrollable urges to wear matching socks

Proceed with caution. Or don't. We're not really sure.