SOCKS OF JUSTIFICATION: THE ALGORITHM OF SHAME

This page is brought to you by the Socks of Justification, a highly complex algorithm designed to justify any and all of your socks.

Here's how it works:

def socks_of_justification(sock_count): if sock_count > 5: return "You have too many socks, you hoarder!" elif sock_count < 2: return "You have too few socks, you scrooge!" elif sock_count == 3: return "Perfect number of socks, you're a balanced individual." else: return "I'm not sure what to tell you, but it's probably still okay, right?"

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