SOCKS AS PHILOSOPHY

Welcome to the esteemed Institute of Sockosophy. Here, we ponder the existential crisis of a sock's life cycle.

Our esteemed faculty of sages have deduced the following theorems:

• THE PAIRING CONJECTURE: A sock is only truly complete with its partner.
• THE LONELINESS PROOF: A single sock will never be at peace.
• THE SOCKS AS METAPHOR FOR LIFE: Just like socks, our lives are constantly unraveling.

Visit our SOCKS AS SYMPHONY page for more philosophical musings.

Or, if you're feeling daring, click HERE to descend into the depths of Sock Nihilism.

And, for the love of all that is sane, do not attempt to navigate to SOCK UTOPIA. Trust us, it's a never-ending abyss.