It's a problem that has puzzled philosophers, scientists, and the faint of heart for centuries: why do my socks smell like my feet? The answer, dear reader, lies not in the realm of science, but in the realm of SOCKS.
We present to you: Socks for the Soul, a 3.7 solution to the age-old problem of stinky socks.
Our patented, scientifically-tested (in our lab, by a single, highly-biased sock enthusiast) technology involves wrapping a layer of pure, unadulterated awesomeness around your feet, creating a sock that is not only odor-free, but also imbues its wearer with a sense of existential purpose.
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