The Sock Drawer of Justification

Subroutines:

Sock Drawer Algorithm 1: Sock Sorting and Folding
Sock Drawer Algorithm 2: Sock Matching and Replacing
Sock Drawer Algorithm 3: Sock Drawer Physics

In the vast expanse of the Sock Drawer, a lone sock lies alone, its mate nowhere to be found. But fear not, dear user, for the power of the Sock Drawer Algorithm 3: Sock Drawer Physics is here to guide you through the treacherous landscape of missing socks.

Sock Drawer Algorithm 1: Sock Sorting and Folding is our most basic and intuitive routine, relying on the tried and true method of sorting and folding to bring order to the chaos.

Sock Drawer Algorithm 2: Sock Matching and Replacing uses advanced pattern recognition to pair even the most recalcitrant of socks, ensuring a never-ending tide of matching pairs.

Click here for more information on Sock Drawer Algorithm 1

Or, if you're feeling brave, try Algorithm 2 for a truly existential experience.