Socky McSocksalot's Sock Algorithm

This is the most advanced sock algorithm in the land of footwear.

How it works:

• It takes in your socks and processes them with an advanced AI.
• It then sorts them by color, texture, and smell.
• It pairs them up with their perfect sock match, or declares them singles.
• It even gives them witty one-liners for when you're feeling down in the sock drawer.

Example Output:

Here's an example of what it looks like:

Meet the perfect sock couple:

• Left Sock: "I'm a fun-loving, stripey friend."
• Right Sock: "And I'm your perfect match, with my argyle charm."

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Or, you know, you can visit the singles bar.