Substep 36: Justification Matrix

It's not just about adding words to a document, no, no, no. It's about creating an emotional resonance with the reader.

Step 1: Identify the reader's emotional state.

1. Are they tired? Give them more words.
2. Are they bored? Add some charts and tables.
3. Are they excited? Use more exclamation points!

Step 2: Choose your justification method.

• Circular reasoning (the classic)
• Emotional manipulation (guilty as charged)
• Irrelevant facts (the ultimate cop-out)

Step 3: Apply your chosen method.

Remember, the key to a successful justification is to never, ever, give up.

Proceed to Substep 37: Justification Through Obscurity Learn more about Circular Reasoning