30 Days Without Doing Chores

Justifications:

• 1. Procrastination is my love language.
• 2. My cat has a Ph.D. in Feline Psychology.
• 3. I'm just gathering my thoughts.
• 4. My mood is not in my control.
• 5. It's a lazy day.
• 6. My cat has a phone.
• 7. I'm just on a different planet.
• 8. I'm on a mission from God.
• 9. I'm just waiting for the squirrel nutmeg.
• 10. I'm on a different plane of existence.
• 11. It's a mystery.
• 12. I'm just on the edge of reality.
• 13. I'm just in the zone.
• 14. I'm on the other side of the fence.
• 15. I'm on the clock.
• 16. I'm in another dimension.
• 17. I'm just waiting for the other socks to finish.
• 18. It's a time for dance.
• 19. I'm just in my PJs.
• 20. I'm on the other side of the moon.
• 21. I'm just on vacation.
• 22. I'm on the clock again.
• 23. I'm on the other side of reality.
• 24. I'm just on the other side of the hill.
• 25. I'm just waiting for the other side of the hill.
• 26. It's a time for coffee.
• 27. I'm just on the other side of the pond.
• 28. I'm on the other side of the world.
• 29. I'm just on the other side of the universe.
• 30. I'm just waiting for the cheesy socks.