Advanced Sock Puppetry
You've made it this far, congratulations! Now, let's talk about the real question: why are you here?
Are you seeking validation from the great Sock Puppet Overlord? Do you wish to bask in the glory of your own mediocrity?
Or perhaps you're simply looking for a good excuse to buy more socks?
For the truly committed Sock Puppeteer, we have some advanced techniques to share:
Sock Puppetry as a Weapon: Using your Sock Puppetry skills to manipulate the masses
Justifying Your Existence with Socks: A comprehensive guide
Sock Puppetry in the Work Place: Because who needs actual skills, anyway?