Socks of Justification Theory: The Advanced Edition

In this advanced implementation of the Socks of Justification Theory, we delve into the complexities of footwear-based existential crises.

Key Findings:

• Increased sock-related anxiety in 92% of test subjects
• Significant correlation between sock-related stress and increased caffeine consumption
• Average sock-to-foot ratio: 1:4 (±1:2)

Case Studies:

• The Sock Drawer Enigma of 2018
• The Missing Sock Conspiracy of 2022
• The Sock Puppet Uprising of 2025

Related Research:

• Sock Puppet Therapy
• Sock Puppetry: A New Frontier in Performance Art
• Sock Puppeteer: The Ultimate Life Hack