socks-in-space: The Galactic Sock Conspiracy

In a shocking turn of events, it has been discovered that socks have been secretly piloting spaceships throughout the galaxy.

Using their cunning and agility, the Sockian Empire has been manipulating events from behind the scenes, pulling the strings of intergalactic politics like a giant, cosmic puppeteer.

But why, you ask, have they chosen to do this? The answer, my friends, lies within the realm of Sockian Psychology 101:

• Sockian Psychology 101: The Socky Sock-Self
• The Socky Sock-Sphere
• The Great Socky Sock-Deception