Welcome to the depths of Sock Drawer, where the algorithmic despair is at an all-time high.
Our algorithm, Socky, has reached critical failure, and the socks are piling up faster than you can say "single sock in a drawer is a tragedy."
Our engineers are on the case, but until then, we're offering a limited time offer: buy one pair of socks, get another for free! (Just don't ask about the lint roller.)
Don't try this at home, folks. We're talking advanced sock theory here.
Stay classy, Sock Drawer.