The Sock of Socks: A Hierarchical Ranking of Socks

Level 4: The Bare Minimum

For those who still think a sock is just a sock, but want to pretend otherwise.

• Move up to Level 5: The Sock of Socks (with a dash of pretension)

Ranking Criteria:

Based on our highly scientific and totally-not-made-up criteria, we rank socks as follows:

• 1. Color: Does it match my socks?
• 2. Material: Is it made of something that's not completely awful?
• 3. Pattern: Is it a unicorn, cat, or other sufficiently vague representation of a living creature?

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