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Sock Oracle 9000

The Sock Oracle 9000 has spoken. And what it has to say is...

Algorithmic Sock Recommendations

Based on your input, we have calculated the perfect sock combination for you:

Sock 1: Green Striped Socks

Recommended for: Monday Morning

Our algorithms have deemed these socks suitable for the grueling morning commute. The soothing green will calm your frazzled nerves.

Sock 2: Green Polka Dots

Recommended for: Taco Tuesday

Our advanced Sock Oracle 9000 has detected a strong affinity between polka dots and tacos. Don't @ us.

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