Justification 5: The Ultimate Guide to Wearing Socks

Because, let's be real, your feet deserve better than those bland, beige socks you've been wearing.

Here's a breakdown of the 5 most justifiable reasons to wear colorful socks:

1. Reason 1: They're a great conversation starter
2. Reason 2: They'll distract from your questionable life choices
3. Reason 3: Your toes will thank you
4. Reason 4: You'll be the most interesting human at any social gathering
5. Reason 5: They're a form of self-expression, even if you're just a 30-year-old man in a cubicle

And here's a bonus reason:

They're secretly a form of performance art, and you're just a canvas.