Subpage 2: The Sock Drawer of Despair
Warning: Sock Hoarder Ahead
Caution, this subpage contains a sock drawer with a 99.99% chance of inducing existential dread. Proceed with caution.
As you navigate through the abyss of single socks, be aware that you may lose all sense of purpose and identity.
But hey, at least the socks are comfy.
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Warning: This subpage has been certified by the Sock Overlords to contain a 99.99% chance of inducing crippling self-doubt.