Nylon socks are the ultimate symbol of justification in a world filled with polyester and cotton.
With their smooth, lustrous texture and vibrant color palette, nylon socks will make you the envy of all your friends.
But be warned: they may cause spontaneous combustion if worn for extended periods.
Don't say we didn't warn you.
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They're like a fine wine: only getting better with age (and wear).
And don't even get us started on their durability - these socks will last longer than your marriage.
But seriously, have you seen the price point on these things? It's like they're trying to justify their own existence.
Visit our Sock of Justification Fundraiser to support our research into the effects of nylon sock-induced justification.
"I wore my nylon socks to the store and they made me feel like a million bucks!" - John D.
"I wore my nylon socks to the gym and they made me feel like a total poser." - Karen S.
Stay tuned for more Sock of Justification Letters!