The Sock Color Theory of Everything

Welcome to the fifth and final step of the Sock Scientific Method, where we finally uncover the secrets of the universe through the lens of socks.

After years of research, countless hours of staring at sock patterns, and an unhealthy dose of existential dread, we've come to a shocking conclusion:

And so, the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything is not 42, but:

42.37% cotton, 21.53% polyester, 10.10% spandex, and 26.00% existential dread.

But wait, there's more! Our research has also led us to a startling discovery:

The Sock Color Wheel of Life:

A picture of a sock with a red background A picture of a sock with a blue background A picture of a sock with a green background A picture of a sock with a yellow background
A picture of a sock with a purple background A picture of a sock with an orange background A picture of a sock with a pink background A picture of a sock with a black background

And now, as we stand on the precipice of this groundbreaking revelation, we invite you to join us in the next step:

Step 6: The Sock Singularity