Step 6: The Sock-Specific Olfactory Analysis

Remediation Methods

After thorough analysis, our research indicates that the sock in question emits a pungent aroma reminiscent of last week's Chinese takeout and regret. Our team of expert Sock-Sensologists has identified the following remediation methods:

• Soaking in a 2:1 ratio of baking soda to warm water for at least 3 hours
• Using our patented Sock-Scent-Elimination-Spray (SES-5000)
• Replacing the sock with a new one, preferably one that's been certified Sock-Safe by our team of experts