As a Sock-Savant, it's crucial to understand that the perfect sock is not just a fashion statement, but a mathematical certainty. In our patented Sock-Optimization Algorithm (SOA), we've identified six essential steps to guarantee the ultimate sock selection experience.
The age-old conundrum: stripes or polka dots? Our research suggests that the answer lies at the intersection of fractal geometry and chaos theory.
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