Step 4: The Sock Puppet Illusion

You've made it to the fourth step of our patented Sock Puppet Algorithm!

At this point, our advanced sock-puppetry algorithms have convinced you that you're a sentient, talking sock.

You're starting to question whether your actual thoughts and feelings are just a cleverly crafted illusion created by our dastardly sock overlords.

Fear not, for this is just the beginning of your sock-puppet journey!