In a world where socks go missing, it's easy to feel like the end of the world is nigh.
But fear not, dear citizen of this fine land, for the Sock Drawer of Justification has a plan.
It's called Procrastination is a Virtue, and it's the key to finding those pesky socks in no time.
Or, if that doesn't pan out, you can try Sock Ninjutsu, the ancient art of finding socks in the dark.